I don't know, I might be the only one who does this, but I like to count my clean underwear when I'm folding laundry so I know when the last time I washed clothes was.

Today's magic number: 28. I guess you could say it had been awhile.
If the Bearcats are ever looking for a uniform redesign, I'm going to go ahead and throw this idea their way. Are we headed to football practice, coach? Perhaps I'll just send this in a memo to Brian Kelly. I bet he'd appreciate it. Plus, Connor Barwin would look outrageously attractive in this, I'm sure. Oh, and is it a full moon? Is this model turning into a warewolf? What's happening to her arms? Can someone get this girl some Nair?
This model here, in the spiked skirt of death, hopefully isn't on the opposing football team (see: above). Clearly she would puncture the jacket(?) if an attempt to tackle was made. Seriously, you can't even just hug someone in this. Are there spikes on the back? If there are, you better hope you're wearing some super comfortable shoes because you're either going to be standing all day.

Kenneth Cole: The only Ken cast in the entire show. He walked alongside Barbie, her T-shirt adorned in "Everyone needs a Ken!" It was the perfect couple setup for the Valentine's Day show. I love that Barbie's hair is beyond huge. So perfect. It's nice to see Barbie in pants. I don't know about anyone else, but whenever my real Barbie's had pants, it was way too difficult to get them on and off for a change of clothing. I bet she had an easier time. Or I hope so, anyway.
Costello Tagliapietra: You can't go wrong with this dress. I'll take one too, please. Although the model looks mildly terrifying in this photo - I think the red lipstick is a little too much for her - it doesn't change the fact that the dress is absolutely stunning. I'm not so sure it goes well with the pink pumps, but paired with the sheer black tights and the black gloves, it's perfection.
Kai Kuhne: The strapless, tiered pink polka dot dress is wonderful. This,actually, might be in my top three favorites. I especially love it with the blue gloves. I think I need a pair of those, too. Maybe throw in that blue clutch and I'll be sold. Again, I think the bigger the Barbie hair, the better the outfit looks. Then again, I am the ultimate advocate of big hair (if you've ever seen mine in real life, you'd understand why).
Betsey Johnson: This dress would not only be perfect for Barbie, but does this not scream Carrie Bradshaw? I think this dress should make a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel.
Nicole Miller: This checkered-print dress is reminiscent of an actual outfit Barbie wore sometime in her early years. Normally I hate white tights on anyone who isn't 3-years-old and younger, but of course, leave it to the unnaturally thin model to pull it off well.
As sad as it was taking my scissors to my credit card, it felt goooood. I'm debating on cutting up the other one ... Should I keep it for emergencies or sever the ties?


Confessions is every girls fantasy life … minus the credit card debt. Isla Fisher and the rest of the cast were dressed almost flawlessly. The movie was quirky, funny and, uh, hello? Hugh Dancy? Stud muffin. Dare I say, but forget Carrie Bradshaw, every fashionista's aspirations and inspirations are now courtesy of Rebecca Bloomwood. If you thought Sex and the City was merchandised beyond compare, you haven’t seen anything yet. Sex and the City the sequel has a lot to live up to if it plans to out stylize Confessions. Even the most novice or apathetic movie goers will now recognize a pair of Louboutins after seeing this flick – they might even want a pair, that’s how smart the movie’s stylist used them. Seriously, pieces of clothing I would normally loathe I fell in love with. Do I recommend this film? Yes, but only if you can control the urge to binge spend afterward. My only disappointment is that I didn’t trample enough people to get a free sample of Prada perfume after the showing.
Some of my favorite looks from Fisher (that I could actually find):
Speaking of things I should hate ... Those boots on the right, those furry pink ones..? Yeah, they're hideous, BUT THEY WORK. I don't understand. What's happening to my sense of judgement? Can I get a second opinion? I think it's because I love her jacket. And her gloves. And her Gucci bag. And on the left? How fun. How daring. The movie is full of such smart mis-matching. Does it get much better?






Here is my wonderful co-news editor, Liz.




Lots of black on brown this week. Maybe, just maybe, I'll mix things up tomorrow.
Friends! It has been awhile. I've been slacking. And busy. We can assign most of the blame to my tight schedule even though a great deal of it is probably more accurately attributed to slacking. To make up for my lack of updates, I have a couple posts for you tonight. I have several, but I have a few things to accomplish before I can go to bed tonight...

